tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-89481373521951607852024-03-18T04:03:14.742+01:00MandejammerSiden for den moderne, følsomme mand, der trænger til at komme ud med detMandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.comBlogger2484125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-14384727087615566192012-02-03T16:00:00.001+01:002012-02-03T16:03:42.500+01:00Og så<!-- --><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs0Q3p_jfojiyUp5CJRE6uNWSGerRfIMJFRoRfKAIQWIIkq0miPVrnXzCKuTBTPGF3FuzeX8ziAbeqkNHuqbQ6PBuWlHqfpGlJkMLqPs5gdgu3CyuNWrRm_2H4_7Os_nFhD-FFbwGtjCU/s1600/MJ-intermezzo-vagere-i-kontrasten.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 249px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjs0Q3p_jfojiyUp5CJRE6uNWSGerRfIMJFRoRfKAIQWIIkq0miPVrnXzCKuTBTPGF3FuzeX8ziAbeqkNHuqbQ6PBuWlHqfpGlJkMLqPs5gdgu3CyuNWrRm_2H4_7Os_nFhD-FFbwGtjCU/s400/MJ-intermezzo-vagere-i-kontrasten.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704925187931575218" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com49tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-15156139211534194732012-02-02T19:01:00.001+01:002012-02-02T19:02:53.599+01:00Nu<!-- --><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6EnYrOe1Bz_AnlV04aoSv7vHlQq6wgHSS8ezyQfmOWPc2KyueXUNUbOebWkY7eHjidetzrpsIkwYGGL4uL4XP5Cni5FKVGTbc-BdJMJB98H6_ms6PNkvuOW2xWnJ0O5XhjQSA2ucCWi4/s1600/MJ-omme-finito-end-of-the-road-goodbye.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 248px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6EnYrOe1Bz_AnlV04aoSv7vHlQq6wgHSS8ezyQfmOWPc2KyueXUNUbOebWkY7eHjidetzrpsIkwYGGL4uL4XP5Cni5FKVGTbc-BdJMJB98H6_ms6PNkvuOW2xWnJ0O5XhjQSA2ucCWi4/s400/MJ-omme-finito-end-of-the-road-goodbye.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704600240991300562" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-31004117723048515622012-02-01T19:45:00.001+01:002012-02-01T19:46:46.708+01:00Nu<!-- --><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEippIUB2Lt97_2vjVi8kfc_qtkjqi2kQM9haiZMg6FnNP0v4t7wYo88FWFDXMfgrXyful8sQ3gPhtKKcE2Nf-20AbLbdSUwBkVl_SSuaJaq5zxeZn6tqYglqC2UGgIOz_HTA6wQV2newns/s1600/MJ-omme-finis-fertig-the-end-w1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 242px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEippIUB2Lt97_2vjVi8kfc_qtkjqi2kQM9haiZMg6FnNP0v4t7wYo88FWFDXMfgrXyful8sQ3gPhtKKcE2Nf-20AbLbdSUwBkVl_SSuaJaq5zxeZn6tqYglqC2UGgIOz_HTA6wQV2newns/s400/MJ-omme-finis-fertig-the-end-w1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704240459815417026" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-58823108448809500522012-01-12T15:46:00.003+01:002012-01-12T15:47:58.557+01:00Og ordnede mine tuber kromatisk<!-- --><br />I stedet for at arbejde i dag lagde jeg nyt dækpapir i skufferne.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6X7l8EkDiIgRbiKQaqlWZQvnTYXa-Y8R8z2wPBGfOwUd9YnuCUbOx5ZgkinMrYjYDiduWKSeKXF4y4rFErwZGe_MkXhfHr2c8El0xKAS92Fkps2cvXp-gnAqt-2m6N0TfOmMTpXfiyvY/s1600/MJ-Nyt-Skuffepapir-3.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6X7l8EkDiIgRbiKQaqlWZQvnTYXa-Y8R8z2wPBGfOwUd9YnuCUbOx5ZgkinMrYjYDiduWKSeKXF4y4rFErwZGe_MkXhfHr2c8El0xKAS92Fkps2cvXp-gnAqt-2m6N0TfOmMTpXfiyvY/s400/MJ-Nyt-Skuffepapir-3.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696756948929859746" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-54473915849966313022012-01-12T13:32:00.010+01:002012-01-12T15:50:53.849+01:00Hvem har tid?<!-- --><br style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;">– Åh, jeg forbandede! Nu står jeg igen og overvejer, hvad det hele er værd.</span><br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUW0LIEtwQi6wDH5gV9TMeBlyE4jy94ktp7_7CFFr0gZA0upbgomBfE2GDxvcRO9lZLaGYFou0na61jyJbJlkyK-58khYaGLeitL6KiCmNi7jQOJvMitHiqMe4yJuchmpRwDGYBMmPxCg/s1600/Mandejammer-what%2527s-the-point-.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 303px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUW0LIEtwQi6wDH5gV9TMeBlyE4jy94ktp7_7CFFr0gZA0upbgomBfE2GDxvcRO9lZLaGYFou0na61jyJbJlkyK-58khYaGLeitL6KiCmNi7jQOJvMitHiqMe4yJuchmpRwDGYBMmPxCg/s400/Mandejammer-what%2527s-the-point-.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696722573207102930" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span>ANDETSTEDS</span></span>:<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg57nDkrugUDHKewt3yCihfe37J06ghVT1bPWhlolF6w4a4UaV4iZywgbEp77HETCdHa1WPbZNiyUVM870pFCdqWbFhut_18HPDZnc0QLu0oHKfxWpSWjWNitcZm7Jvqvc-25mGJI0F81Q/s1600/monet-in-his-studio-debating-the-meaning-of-existence-www1.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 303px; height: 223px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg57nDkrugUDHKewt3yCihfe37J06ghVT1bPWhlolF6w4a4UaV4iZywgbEp77HETCdHa1WPbZNiyUVM870pFCdqWbFhut_18HPDZnc0QLu0oHKfxWpSWjWNitcZm7Jvqvc-25mGJI0F81Q/s400/monet-in-his-studio-debating-the-meaning-of-existence-www1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696722579304924546" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-style:italic;font-size:85%;" >I hans tilfælde en hel del.</span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-77505844005531097692012-01-11T20:08:00.008+01:002012-01-12T11:50:43.739+01:00Eksilstemmen<!-- --><br />Det ville være sejere at skrive denne blog,<br />hvis jeg boede i eksil i New York. Så ville<br />folk sige: – Hans dansk er perfekt balsameret<br />i en pyramide af rav.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoNo9TJYwDdwhI6SrX9z1-BeerI5ndnRTrYWFJMRWeXb6zYlPetohHKJxuHttTmeTGCuU5S3_hWU6W-m-yK3S-HQWfkDyrXuS_QD0hY8C7icfIbQP6v9sNapabniaTkozC1RtLZckdHkg/s1600/Mandejammer-nationalpoeten-i-eksil.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoNo9TJYwDdwhI6SrX9z1-BeerI5ndnRTrYWFJMRWeXb6zYlPetohHKJxuHttTmeTGCuU5S3_hWU6W-m-yK3S-HQWfkDyrXuS_QD0hY8C7icfIbQP6v9sNapabniaTkozC1RtLZckdHkg/s320/Mandejammer-nationalpoeten-i-eksil.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696456997897153842" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-58127525231455338302012-01-11T19:22:00.005+01:002012-01-11T22:17:40.808+01:00De vigtige første skridt<!-- --><br />Jeg må belave mig på at redde mit ægteskab og få mit familieliv til at fungere. "Belave" er det et ord? Hvorfor jeg fortæller jer om det, ved jeg ikke. Nu vil jeg gå i Døgn-Netto og købe saltet fisk og Humboldt Shepherd's Pie.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaR7jNXCUkeUW8n0AyoGGQ9aU_lbMjVbi7tBzLKLXJzwFXeoPpRPlP5MqbnmCYSdpFt5TTdTRJ8MgnyqpAn6sA4r8wryBakAwgexN8XqTTjGNesNGZEwKBg8uWqXbf681uN0eGZALCJNQ/s1600/haj-og-helikopter-illustration-redningsaktion.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 309px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaR7jNXCUkeUW8n0AyoGGQ9aU_lbMjVbi7tBzLKLXJzwFXeoPpRPlP5MqbnmCYSdpFt5TTdTRJ8MgnyqpAn6sA4r8wryBakAwgexN8XqTTjGNesNGZEwKBg8uWqXbf681uN0eGZALCJNQ/s400/haj-og-helikopter-illustration-redningsaktion.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696441721154693586" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-50667739857368457762012-01-11T17:58:00.008+01:002012-02-03T16:08:38.842+01:0016 baljer fulde<!-- --><br />Jeg overvejer, om de her små spermskud ud i bloggen er besværet værd. Eller om jeg burde samle det til en stor spandfuld og så hælde det ud på én gang. Det er et mirakel, jeg overhovedet får lavet noget. Det er ikke nemt at kvæles i sin egen ambition.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb6dI7GSzKGW2GCuZIorb2OKyaFP-DGVaZzJGjw1Qz4r0JAk1YLycxeuMEGwMxjNAagsM2ANx5JkgKmukRlQciCTxGUJCunIjpyax2ed1RORSdZgjF9yIRpsQ14dy98YxcJdY-nmZuZMQ/s1600/Gotlib-spejderman-og-hans-ulveunger-spermspande.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 236px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb6dI7GSzKGW2GCuZIorb2OKyaFP-DGVaZzJGjw1Qz4r0JAk1YLycxeuMEGwMxjNAagsM2ANx5JkgKmukRlQciCTxGUJCunIjpyax2ed1RORSdZgjF9yIRpsQ14dy98YxcJdY-nmZuZMQ/s320/Gotlib-spejderman-og-hans-ulveunger-spermspande.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5704926377204808466" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"></span></span><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-20688096470239692682012-01-11T16:35:00.002+01:002012-01-11T16:37:45.096+01:00Det er ikke engang løgn, del XXVII<!-- --><br />Jeg var engang ude i en regnskov, og da begyndte det at regne.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjodJn-GDdxZHbt6CJTlS2aHoR63GqLZDqHoeMGPLS_jACD6wuCrrR4DB4Nr82s7-q8Z7D0xBsqqbeQ_80bBi3TipujeQEcoszs6iRSQ42cmKNoAeWpiT5Y-xkCmxyqisxLuaoUik-juy0/s1600/MJ-med-paraply-i-regnskoven-1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 250px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjodJn-GDdxZHbt6CJTlS2aHoR63GqLZDqHoeMGPLS_jACD6wuCrrR4DB4Nr82s7-q8Z7D0xBsqqbeQ_80bBi3TipujeQEcoszs6iRSQ42cmKNoAeWpiT5Y-xkCmxyqisxLuaoUik-juy0/s400/MJ-med-paraply-i-regnskoven-1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696398469787703362" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-29410748595118055682012-01-11T15:39:00.004+01:002012-01-11T16:38:57.973+01:00Sit eftermæle er sgu noget mærkeligt noget at bekymre sig om<!-- --><br />Der er dét på den ene side og på den anden side at forsøge at undgå smerte og for så vidt muligt have det rart.<br /><br />Mine farver eksploderer.<br /><br />Der er dage, hvor jeg har lyst til at smøre mig ind i min afføring og løbe skrigende omkring som Harvey Keitel i <span style="font-style: italic;">Bad Lieutenant</span>, men jeg finder altid på noget andet i stedet for. Bare fordi man får en ide, er ikke det samme som, at man bør føre den ud i livet. Der er dage, hvor jeg har lyst til at lade tissen løbe ned i min sko.<br /><br /><a href="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/My%20GIFs/Harvey-Keitel-BadLieutenant-nude-120.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 278px;" src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/My%20GIFs/Harvey-Keitel-BadLieutenant-nude-120.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-40536299220507796972012-01-11T14:31:00.004+01:002012-01-11T21:03:53.720+01:00En af dem<!-- --><br />Der er dage, hvor jeg har lyst til at smøre mig ind i min afføring og løbe skrigende omkring, men jeg gør det ikke, for jeg har impulskontrol. Hvis jeg i øvrigt gjorde det, ville jeg hurtigt fortryde.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBRuSwKvqJSI6Dhqd_dIMKS4CUrqZyc9YG37wlJHNph1QcdzxbXMnVdxkkvfGZW8lNIm-RArBJmVdFCZX34ilqiLJICFX4dS0fgWEN_TZ-yYP7z-Bhi21xpbJ4aEz1sao4nY9HzvCUU4M/s1600/Mandejammer-puha-wwwww.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 171px; height: 272px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBRuSwKvqJSI6Dhqd_dIMKS4CUrqZyc9YG37wlJHNph1QcdzxbXMnVdxkkvfGZW8lNIm-RArBJmVdFCZX34ilqiLJICFX4dS0fgWEN_TZ-yYP7z-Bhi21xpbJ4aEz1sao4nY9HzvCUU4M/s400/Mandejammer-puha-wwwww.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696467494045641490" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-62927315310225508652012-01-11T12:58:00.007+01:002012-01-11T17:13:42.511+01:00Mandejammer – tøver hvor andre von Tripper<!-- --><br />Jeg er for gammel til at være surrealist. Eller alt, alt, alt, alt, alt, alt, alt, alt, alt, alt, alt, alt for ung. Men mest det første.<br /><br /><a href="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/gleeson_bocklin.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 532px; height: 400px;" src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/gleeson_bocklin.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><a href="http://mandejammer.blogspot.com/2011/09/min-nye-helt.html">James Gleeson</a>.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Nu har jeg ikke mere at sige om det, fløjtekedel, tøjstativ. Polarekspedition med lange patter. Tankpasser Thøger er en døgenigt. Ved ikke-forordningen, hvor hver gang man ikke ved det: Bang!</span><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-42043485302647115382012-01-10T21:16:00.013+01:002012-01-11T17:10:40.074+01:00Årets vits<!-- --><br /><a href="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/MJ-Far-til-fire-cartoon-sml.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 374px; height: 477px;" src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/MJ-Far-til-fire-cartoon-sml.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil1LpQrRBEqeBmoGttO5-fK-GQeFtPauoawValv6mVyOq9dBtk20Yon8Rhg5wS7IEPCJa591vEmqIhwZ1OUEHcc0rxRvrKVF-DM4o8QNIRn5m1riOneEpjOv2QW3Qi7_6s8pl7a_AGM-o/s1600/gold-medal-best-joke-of-2012-www.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 154px; height: 200px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEil1LpQrRBEqeBmoGttO5-fK-GQeFtPauoawValv6mVyOq9dBtk20Yon8Rhg5wS7IEPCJa591vEmqIhwZ1OUEHcc0rxRvrKVF-DM4o8QNIRn5m1riOneEpjOv2QW3Qi7_6s8pl7a_AGM-o/s200/gold-medal-best-joke-of-2012-www.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696316742710526978" border="0" /></a><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:78%;" ><span style="font-style: italic;">– Du er lavet af min sperm.</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Fra min takketale ved prisoverrækkelsen</span><br />Det er en stor ære at modtage denne fornemme udmærkelse for min vits, der bygger på virkelige begivenheder, idet det var noget, min far sagde til mig engang. Tak, far, for din store inspiration og opmuntring gennem alle årene. En varm tak går også til mine mange fans, der trofast har fulgt mig i tykt og tyndt, på op- og nedture, hvorhen skæbnen og øjeblikkets rapsodiske gnist end måtte have ført mig. Jeres støtte har været uundværlig. Jeres ubetingede kærlighed er luft under mine vinger.</span><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-85126528820813221642012-01-10T17:07:00.004+01:002012-01-10T17:11:06.031+01:00Samfundets top<!-- --><br />– Hvad er din hemmelighed? spurgte jeg på vej ud af hendes store hus efter folkeskoleklassegenforeningsfesten. – Hvordan kan du holde dig så ung?<br />– Skilsmisse, sagde hun.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjshCgAjyzRsSxBPntpUmPtkH-TQLpCdcv-cZj4cr9TPnme9LXK9DtaxaaKUXMGej32bTYI2fvCYba1S9Q61gyTZkSJFMRVN_8hanBGcoLRZ67eQpNJVdRjFP_5JRMFZZlaEEQ5Z31V_pA/s1600/ginger-rogers-the-gay-divoce%25CC%2581e-www.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 261px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjshCgAjyzRsSxBPntpUmPtkH-TQLpCdcv-cZj4cr9TPnme9LXK9DtaxaaKUXMGej32bTYI2fvCYba1S9Q61gyTZkSJFMRVN_8hanBGcoLRZ67eQpNJVdRjFP_5JRMFZZlaEEQ5Z31V_pA/s320/ginger-rogers-the-gay-divoce%25CC%2581e-www.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5696035827751918290" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-5784159591204980242012-01-09T17:49:00.006+01:002012-01-11T14:33:54.798+01:00Intet satset, intet tjent<!-- --><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVZ4RlOgb_6PyYMANWpaaL7QSwVjXZj0UddVGkf9uwgZ_-4y-sjO-MN681j39bCSgt_csDzCtDUdYTRxuxij0MCngIVaf1hI1b_r7shGZGSRnjHC03Et-gA2ZCpxXrsCQjbW9EpVRyFcM/s1600/Mandejammer-siger-arrgh.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 173px; height: 271px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVZ4RlOgb_6PyYMANWpaaL7QSwVjXZj0UddVGkf9uwgZ_-4y-sjO-MN681j39bCSgt_csDzCtDUdYTRxuxij0MCngIVaf1hI1b_r7shGZGSRnjHC03Et-gA2ZCpxXrsCQjbW9EpVRyFcM/s400/Mandejammer-siger-arrgh.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5695676420493742610" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">16:26</span><br />Ikke værst dag i dag, jeg har bare ikke lavet noget.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">16:31</span><br />Spørgsmålet er, om noget, jeg laver, er en god ide.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">16:32</span><br />Jeg rev min pik af og klaskede den op på væggen. – Her tag den, sagde jeg. – Jeg har ikke brug for den alligevel.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">17:17</span><br />Hvordan undgår jeg, at mine malerier bliver grimme? Det er virkelig et problem.<br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-23091510477332971392012-01-08T14:41:00.005+01:002012-01-08T14:48:00.160+01:00Forskellen på en vittighedstegning og en tegneserie<!-- --><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">a)</span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNLrXTeb_Q308MRaRTQ-9nb4hyd4_Y1sNngzrqVXKtGR6lFr9JnO7srLXUNg2nDSHY4BrcQ3MNB-7n5LeYugmNZGHXZEy59ssw33xlE657BfpxXJxUIv_kyHXPNPSV0M_NJXIllV7hJYs/s1600/Mandejammer-lugteklunker-w1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNLrXTeb_Q308MRaRTQ-9nb4hyd4_Y1sNngzrqVXKtGR6lFr9JnO7srLXUNg2nDSHY4BrcQ3MNB-7n5LeYugmNZGHXZEy59ssw33xlE657BfpxXJxUIv_kyHXPNPSV0M_NJXIllV7hJYs/s400/Mandejammer-lugteklunker-w1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5695254716997707762" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">b)</span><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNLrXTeb_Q308MRaRTQ-9nb4hyd4_Y1sNngzrqVXKtGR6lFr9JnO7srLXUNg2nDSHY4BrcQ3MNB-7n5LeYugmNZGHXZEy59ssw33xlE657BfpxXJxUIv_kyHXPNPSV0M_NJXIllV7hJYs/s1600/Mandejammer-lugteklunker-w1.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNLrXTeb_Q308MRaRTQ-9nb4hyd4_Y1sNngzrqVXKtGR6lFr9JnO7srLXUNg2nDSHY4BrcQ3MNB-7n5LeYugmNZGHXZEy59ssw33xlE657BfpxXJxUIv_kyHXPNPSV0M_NJXIllV7hJYs/s400/Mandejammer-lugteklunker-w1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5695254716997707762" border="0" /></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvl9tInq5C5K9ctnz-YTCnACcNwK4ZImcvl81Bjno_158W0iKTNFILriXAxgSDJqb6VQogqNU5IUKpfykyBp2SXHMGGLEoGZrYgFqxbo8VSAulWfJ1pU1AeYYHcWbl1gF-vE5H5QnA8pU/s1600/Mandejammer-klunker-lugt-godt-w2.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvl9tInq5C5K9ctnz-YTCnACcNwK4ZImcvl81Bjno_158W0iKTNFILriXAxgSDJqb6VQogqNU5IUKpfykyBp2SXHMGGLEoGZrYgFqxbo8VSAulWfJ1pU1AeYYHcWbl1gF-vE5H5QnA8pU/s400/Mandejammer-klunker-lugt-godt-w2.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5695257173571996002" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="background: none repeat scroll 0% 0% rgb(0, 0, 0); padding: 5px; text-align: center; color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"><span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:futura, courier new;" >ORD JEG TAGER: "klunkelugt" og "Røveren Klunkelugt".</span><br /></div><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-57040449892957212382012-01-08T00:50:00.002+01:002012-01-09T11:03:41.009+01:00IndefraJeg hører mig selv tale. Det lyder som en farce. Jeg kan bare godt lide at bruge båndbredde.Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-45753375616970811602012-01-07T22:44:00.005+01:002012-01-08T14:30:00.519+01:00Mig som ung<!-- --><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsR8h8jIhCXRK6r1dluK-afIn5OsZOAhFZI9y2Y68DIlmaqQR9cI2B4yBnTC0i4sOKMkyCXB-O0QtxRbG7VU5BM-JtiqaTQN74uOrQBqljQ3Dwjomc6DGvoFah0hHxhDNeSV1xikBYzMM/s1600/buket-violer.jpg"></a>Jeg stod ved baren i McKluud og blev ikke betjent i fem minutter.<br />– Du er jo en bly viol, sagde min gode gamle bedste ven.<br />Det er jeg.<br />– Vidste du ikke det?<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiAlKiWVIyoifxlrEri79dg6oC_LzTCw0VP9PltUeJsDKI91lMcIICdQJcov7PhwX22NefiAmCCS2kJZo6ecpGhXQQqp6VY7hpjzlDvunZve-0rdB5UljG4CLMNwsqNFQYarTkaBiWt74/s1600/buket-violer.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 121px; height: 169px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiAlKiWVIyoifxlrEri79dg6oC_LzTCw0VP9PltUeJsDKI91lMcIICdQJcov7PhwX22NefiAmCCS2kJZo6ecpGhXQQqp6VY7hpjzlDvunZve-0rdB5UljG4CLMNwsqNFQYarTkaBiWt74/s200/buket-violer.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5695252768848579570" border="0" /></a><br /><br />– Gi' mig to trampedyr, sagde jeg. Ingen reagerede.<br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-53616738324896955752012-01-07T18:26:00.005+01:002012-01-09T11:03:24.443+01:00Min fjende<!-- --><br />Da jeg stak hovedet op af kælderskakten, var der en, der stod på lur og slog mig oven i hovedet med en lægtehammer, men jeg havde heldigvis min cykelhjelm på, der prellede slaget af til en snitter. <span style="font-style: italic;">– ROARR!</span> brølede jeg, og gerningsmanden flygtede i mørket, som den feje køter han er.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi363e56ZHpJQcMI-xY5Run0J9rGZ64dTBSdSxKdir7SaYLNJqDUMdcFOvHZaJTT_xGn-QQpYAo1kaDXRfNFR5v4oMKnqh_zFPM6pnaITWJiYwJcWPxmMBq4IEsnnzHmV75J4gs5Wr2vio/s1600/Mandejammer-slabs-of-meat-on-hooks-in-Irma.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi363e56ZHpJQcMI-xY5Run0J9rGZ64dTBSdSxKdir7SaYLNJqDUMdcFOvHZaJTT_xGn-QQpYAo1kaDXRfNFR5v4oMKnqh_zFPM6pnaITWJiYwJcWPxmMBq4IEsnnzHmV75J4gs5Wr2vio/s400/Mandejammer-slabs-of-meat-on-hooks-in-Irma.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5694942901883106946" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-69247643239750114392012-01-06T23:16:00.006+01:002012-01-07T19:45:22.023+01:00SAMLEPLAKAT<!-- --><br /><a href="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/Mandejammer-Jeg-er-sur-over-ikke-at-faa-bryst-mere.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 403px; height: 620px;" src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/Mandejammer-Jeg-er-sur-over-ikke-at-faa-bryst-mere.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255);font-size:78%;" >Jeg er sur over ikke at få bryst mere.</span><br /><br style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">LIGE TIL AT PRINTE UD OG HÆNGE OP!</span><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-20007588654642618372012-01-06T22:01:00.001+01:002012-01-06T22:03:23.693+01:00Og nu er det bedre<!-- --><br />Jeg malede et portræt, indtil der kun blev håret tilbage.<br /><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFznap_VKDshBSo29Q1ZWGAI5qXNMmoe5hufO1GmWtEwHazCsPUwvxTcfM-Q87qzxscVwzF2LWBYcs5hLXGrG1S5eAf_5S0loOeo4WqWPXraOtLCjwg3KBWLNNi9WsLnq-9yB_NH7LjPY/s1600/MJ-only-the-hair-remains.jpg"><img style="cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFznap_VKDshBSo29Q1ZWGAI5qXNMmoe5hufO1GmWtEwHazCsPUwvxTcfM-Q87qzxscVwzF2LWBYcs5hLXGrG1S5eAf_5S0loOeo4WqWPXraOtLCjwg3KBWLNNi9WsLnq-9yB_NH7LjPY/s400/MJ-only-the-hair-remains.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5694627338082001170" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-57503699040149144532012-01-06T19:16:00.008+01:002012-01-06T19:23:06.477+01:00Mågeslet<!-- --><br />Jeg malede en måge med punkerhår, malede det over og gik hjem og råbte ad min familie. Smækkede med lokumslåget.<br /><span style="font-style: italic;">– Er der ikke noget at æde? I hader mig allesammen, og mit liv er spildt,</span> råbte jeg.<br /><br /><a href="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/Adam-Elsheimer-artist-and-his-starving-children-ca1606.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 545px; height: 380px;" src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/Adam-Elsheimer-artist-and-his-starving-children-ca1606.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-70145660757443940242012-01-06T12:27:00.005+01:002012-01-06T12:32:06.308+01:00En af mine venner, der hedder Day-O, har forgiftet mit forhold til mit barn<!-- --><br />Min datter (15) sagde til mig i dag: – Hvorfor skriver du ikke en børnebog ligesom Day-O? Day-O er "cool".<br /><br /><iframe src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/iPbYvgD8H6M" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="240" width="240"></iframe><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"...meine Kinder sind verrückt nach dir…"</span></span><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-68543711519382472732012-01-05T20:17:00.009+01:002012-01-06T16:24:04.032+01:00Nødråb!<!-- --><br />Min far ringede, fordi lyset var gået ud i opgangen, og han kunne ikke finde lejligheden.<br /><br /><a href="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/RLS-kidnapped-tower-steps.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 383px; height: 558px;" src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/New%20uploads%20for%20blog/RLS-kidnapped-tower-steps.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-style: italic;">"My hand slipped upon an edge and found nothing but emptiness beyond it."</span></span><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8948137352195160785.post-59005136962449469912012-01-05T14:44:00.002+01:002012-01-05T14:46:41.878+01:00Tiltrækning og frastødning<!-- --><br />Jeg står og maler ved mit arbejdsbord med udsigt over lagunen, men bordpladen er lige i penishøjde, så jeg konstant gnubber mig op ad den, når jeg rigtig går til den, hvilket virker distraherende.<br /><br /><a href="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/My%20GIFs/Mad-Men-Betty-Draper-washing-machine-moment-1.gif"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 474px; height: 260px;" src="http://i669.photobucket.com/albums/vv57/gudsrost/My%20GIFs/Mad-Men-Betty-Draper-washing-machine-moment-1.gif" alt="" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><!-- -->Mandejammerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01594745295462050139noreply@blogger.com0